Short, often snarky thoughts in the form of love notes.
I don’t like ads. No one does.
Dear Hulu,
I’ve made a choice to pay for your service. Therefore, please remember that no one likes the ads, and let’s keep it to under 45 seconds for paying people, shall we? This isn’t broadcast, after all.
Love,
Tamar
NATO
Dear Employer,
Let’s cancel all our shows this weekend because of the NATO summit even though we aren’t even in the city limits. Is that good with you?
Love,
Tamar
Dear Internet,
I bet you thought this was a production photo of someone from the Capitol in The Hunger Games. Wrong. This is from Vogue. I am terrified for the future of humanity.
Love,
Tamar
Nicki Minaj Photographed by Steven Klein for the March Issue of Vogue
WTF
Dear This Past Week,
WHAT the FUCK? Peanut gallery demands a do-over.
Love,
Tamar
Thanks, You!
Dear Indiana State Trooper,
Thank you for pulling over and changing my tire when it blew out on I-90. Even though you looked like you couldn’t have been less interested, I super appreciate it nonetheless.
Love,
Tamar
Dear Highland Park,
If my car gets towed I’m going to be mad. Like, pissed. So don’t do it.
Love,
Tamar
Just no
Dear Strange Polish Theatre Company,
Didn’t anyone ever tell you that both glass and open flame are things you’re not supposed to have on stage? Think about it.
Love,
Tamar
To match the finger splint (Taken with instagram)
Dear Ladder,
Still mad at you.
Love,
Tamar
I was Wrong
Dear Tony Kushner,
You were right, I never should have majored in theatre. Sadly, it took me five years after graduation to come to that conclusion.
Love,
Tamar
